Cats & women

[James.Grage]

Cats And Women

1) Cats do what they want.

2) They rarely listen to you.

3) They're totally unpredictable.

4) They whine when they are not happy.

5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.

6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8) They're moody.

9) They leave hair everywhere.

10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.

 

[tarbe]

Oh man....I am so NOT going to read this one to my wife.

She might laugh, but I have this bad feeling that it will cost me!

 

[Nyati]

 

[richteb]

Yep, if women didn't have a cat they would be 10 high at the tip.

 

[PeteG]

awesome!
this one is definitely going to be sent to the missus!

 

[spike.t]

awesome!
this one is definitely going to be sent to the missus!

if your lucky she might not charge you for the doctoring you will prob need after!!

 

[PeteG]

if your lucky she might not charge you for the doctoring you will prob need after!!

Yep, consultations are free and the stitches she does for her own entertainment!

 

[spike.t]

Yep, consultations are free and the stitches she does for her own entertainment!

that would be humour to watch

 

[PeteG]

that would be humour to watch

might have been if this weekend had ended slightly differently!!!

 

[spike.t]

might have been if this weekend had ended slightly differently!!!