BOB'S SCROTUM...

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  1. DOC-404

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    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

    Debbie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Bob, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

    You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Bob must have experienced.

    "Bob was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Bob's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

    Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Bob.

    "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Bob is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

    All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

    A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

    He said, "I'm Bob..." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
     
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    Ha Ha Ha uncontrollable Ha Ha Ha Ha ........... That's funny!!!
     
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    that's got to be shared....
    ha ha ha ha its bloody golden , well done doco
     
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    I was really afraid to open this thread......I'm so relieved this had nothing to do with Bobpuckett. :rockon:
     
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    +1 :nailbiter:
     
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    ..aaah shucks, c'mon Phil...you know in your heart that I wasn't having a go at our Bob and Deb.. :biggrin2:
     
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    :clap::clap::clap:
     
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    After reading the first part of this great article, I'll bet Bobby is glad that it wasn't our Bobpuckett as well ..:)

    Great joke by the way, I have sent it to more than a few friends.
     
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    No, but considering Bob's failed attempt at a stealth purchase of hiw new .375, you just never know what punishment the finance minister may have doled out! :whip::sweat:
     
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    ..hey, where is our Bob, by the way..?
     

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