Trusting Your Husband

James.Grage

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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband............for example:

The wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the sheets she sees four legs instead of two.

She quietly reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the sheet as hard as she can for as long as she can.

Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi, Sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.

Did you say Hello?"
 
That's one way to get rid of the In-law's.
 

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