The Mexican Maid

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, asks, "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
 
whahahahah,,,, great joke !!!
 
Busy gardener

:clap::clap::clap:
 
hahahah he was doing the gardening and the plumbing checking her pipes out.....
 
I guess the Gardner knows a hoe when he see's one! :laughing:
 

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