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A former sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.

But just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence.

He had no trouble with discipline the rest of the year.
 
If only, if only...
 
Good one James!:A Way To Go:
 
I have a good friend that is an assistant principal in a high school in Texas. He a Harley Davidson guy and is in a service oriented biker club. All the kids think he is in the Hell' Angels. He doesn't discourage that idea and has no troubles with the kids. It also helps when you sound like Sam Elliot:P Cowboy:
 

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