Intestines: Oh Yeah, I feel the need to let go of some really noxious air. Aaahhhh.....what a relief.
Silently everyone:
noses instantly notice the toxic odor.
Prayers are being said, for the elevator doors can't open fast enough.
Don't care if it is the wrong floor, I'm out of here.
The loud expelling of noxious gas draws immediate unwanted attention, the glares of a peaceful group, suddenly you feel sense an uneasy, the unrest, a linch mob is about to form, and you are the principal attraction.
I realize how hard the bug has bit. I’m on the cusp of safari #2 and I’m looking to plan #3 with my 11 year old a year from now while looking at my work schedule for overtime and computing the math of how many shifts are needed….
I'm about ready to pull the trigger on another rifle but would love to see your rifle first, any way you could forward a pic or two?
Thanks,
Gary [redacted]
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