on a lighter note...

cpr0312 said:
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You say that now only because your mom's and your wife's backs where turned. With their permission you were only eating what little cookie dough that was left on the side of the bowl.:ROFLMAO:

Had they have seen you :E Nono::V Make My Day::V Spank::V Chair::A Stars:
 
Dr Ray said:
I take my coffee as follows
Flat white w lactose free milk
But at times I feel psycho anyway
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Make mine hot, black and strong like in the logging camps. "If you can't float an axe on it it ain't coffee, it's dishwater."
 
Newboomer said:
Make mine hot, black and strong like in the logging camps. "If you can't float an axe on it it ain't coffee, it's dishwater."
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If the spoon doesn't stick straight up in the middle of the cup. It's tinted hot water.
 
Ridge Runner said:
:unsure:That's not a rock. That is a petrified stick. Oh wait....that was a stick and now it is a rock. Ok it is a rock....or is it a rocktified (new word for those dictionary aficados) stick rock.:ROFLMAO:

Just :A Stirring::A Whistle::D Pop Popcorn:
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And I thought it wss a juvenile baseball bat, so it could be metal...
 
Doug Hamilton said:
And I thought it wss a juvenile baseball bat, so it could be metal...
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WTH....It disappeared on my thread post; The emoji of getting hit over the head a a scrub board.

Getting hit over the head with the scrub board was supposed to represent a metal scoop or spoon. I couldn't find the emojl of getting hit over the head with a rolling pin.

General us boys would have to quickly duck, cause mom would swing or through whatever was in her hand at us if we were out of her 24+/- inch arm reach whenever she caught us with our fingers in the cookie, cake, muffin, and (risen) cinnamon roll dough, pie filling, cake icing, chocolate and caramel coatings, whip cream, cinnamon and sugar coated apple slices, puddings, and several other sweet things while she was cooking or baking.
 
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At the grammar competition in Oxford, which was attended by 200 people, it was necessary to convey the idea of "peace, tranquility, happiness" in one phrase. The winner was the man who wrote — "The wife is sleeping." The audience gave a standing ovation. And the chairman of the jury said with tears in his eyes: — Genius
 
Ridge Runner said:
If the spoon doesn't stick straight up in the middle of the cup. It's tinted hot water.
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If there is a spoon in the coffee, the coffee must be considered contaminated. My coffee preference will eat the bottom out of armour plate, black as the heart of a redical feminazi, and hot enough to scald Satan.

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Ridge Runner said:
You say that now only because your mom's and your wife's backs where turned. With their permission you were only eating what little cookie dough that was left on the side of the bowl.:ROFLMAO:

Had they have seen you :E Nono::V Make My Day::V Spank::V Chair::A Stars:
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So true, been caught a few times. The scold was worse than getting chewed out by the Master Chief Petty Officer!
 
SECURITY!
Boarding planes in Israel!

What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!!

It's tough to beat Israeli technology!

TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat is available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT!
 
Just Gina said:
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See? It is all about perspective :E Rofl: :coffee:
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I went to Starbucks several years back and ordered a venti dark roast, black. Woman behind the counter gives me a thorough look and asks, “ Military?”

“No, but I am a military brat” was my reply.

“Oh, that explains it. It’s my experience that only two kinds of men drink coffee like that. Men who’ve been in the military, and those who’ve been in prison. I usually don’t ask the ones I think have done time.” :oops:

People get really weirded out by the black coffee crew, and flat out terrified of the red eye coffee drinkers.
 
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