on a lighter note...

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Wonder how he plans on enjoying his replacement "tool" when all the blood in his 5 feet tall body rushes to the wife's new "toy" and he just lays there unconscious, totally without feeling, while his motionless body awaits for his "tool" to release the blood back into his body.
Was it Robin Williams who said "God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to operate one at a time"
 
Was it Robin Williams who said "God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to operate one at a time"

I think this guy requires a blood transfusion, and an alibi, on stand by for those just in case moments it's not his wife's body that caused a sudden erection.
 

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Thanks for getting back to me, I'll pass, Great luck in sell it . I don't think you'll have it long
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I'd like to get some too.

My wife (a biologist, like me) had to have a melanoma removed from her arm last fall.
 
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