Irish Paddy and his first jump

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Irish Paddy was telling his mate Mick about his first sky dive when he was in the Irish Army.

When I got to the door of the plane , I couldn't jump out of the fucking plane Micky and just froze in fear so our 6' 7" negro sky dive instructor on loan from the Marines unzips his fly and flops out his 12" thick as cock and says "Paddy, if you don't jump you're gonna get this motherfucker right up your fucking Irish arse."
Micky asked Paddy , "Geezuz did you jump Paddy?".
Paddy replied "Just a little bit Micky.....when it first went in.":o
 

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