A Boys First Time

AkMike

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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 15. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the [bleep] out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
 
not nice, when the fairer sex show you one thing, and expect you do something entirely different , then run knuckle over you for it :doh2::punch:
not a bad way of learning that lesson none the less :biggrin2:
sow your wild oats then spend the next 6 weeks praying for crop failure:sweat::praying:
in Australia all your mates would've been there the next day trying to see if it worked again ,ha ha ha ha
 
LMAO! Well AkMike, this was the best I've heard in years! Best laugh in ages....!:first:
 
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LMAO Good one!
 
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