Recent content by timbear

I have to think of Einstein here: "Two things only are limitless: The universe and human stupidity - and I'm not so sure about the universe!"

I thinks you would also have missed the toilet sorely for the rest of the trip!!!:doh2:

Some very handy, lightweight survival items that I carry: 1) Survival matches in a film container (yes, those are getting harder to come by in the digital age) 2) Fishing hooks and line - not just where there is water, you can catch birds with them just as well 3) Survival blanket 4) Folding...

Bluey, have you been reading Piers Anthony's "Magic of Xanth" series again? LOL

Hi, bluey, if you want to surprise them, try "Wii anah" (phonetic, no guarantee for spelling!). My builder learned it from Phillipino colleagues. It means: "Time to go home yet?"

It's +42 deg Celsius here in Tamworth, NSW, and if the Canadian snow would fall here as rain, the collective shout of joy could be heard in Canada, I bet

:whistling:It's quite a feat to insult 3 minorities in one paragraph: American Indians, radical Muslims, and intelligent cowboys...:heh:

I've recently been in Strife - with my wife. Now I'm in Recovery...

:uptosome:Did you say it's partners - or was that it's lunch?!?:alligator:

Sometimes I pity North Americans with their deer tags. In New Zealand and Australia, deer are considered pests. If you want to shoot one (or 2 or 5), all you need is a firearms license and permission from the land owner. I can go out any weekend I want and hunt deer (there are times I leave them...

:uptosome:Excellent! I did not see that coming! LOL!:beer:

WOW! Do you think we could import some jaguars to clear salt water crocodiles from northern Australia?

:bulb:Female, face down, arms up (you see boobs and belt), either pushed herself off (second pair of hands) or boyfriend is behind her. No sex involved, belt buckle still closed.:uptosome:

9 o'clock, far left, on the border of field and forest, head on L, facing camera. European roe deer?

I would like to order a pair, please!