Trip to the doctor... a bit rude!

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    A man came home one day and walked into the bedroom where he found his wife in front of the full length mirror,she was totally naked and holding her breasts up admiring herself.

    "hoy what are you doing" he said

    "I went to my doctor today and he told me I had the body of a 20 year old"

    "what did he say about your forty year old c***"?

    " He never mentioned you once darling"
     
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