The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

[Bobpuckett]

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know. :laughing:

 

[SafariA]

:bonk:lane::crazylol:

 

[Nyati]

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[bluey]

ha ha ha ha well done bob

 

[Wheels]

I wet myself laughing.....I must be one of the guys with the enlarged prostate. What would have been interesting is if the # of breast emplants had ended in an odd number!

 

[sestoppelman]

More true than not I am sure! I had to do the scan last time I went thru, no big I guess, just stupid.

 

[GSTONE]

:crazylol::clap::worship:

 

[James.Grage]

lane:

What no guns

:guns: