THE ITALIAN NURSING HOME...

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    An Arab in the Italian nursing home.

    An Arab family put up their grandfather in an Italian nursing home.
    A few weeks later the grandson visits him and asks: How do you like it here?
    He points to some of his new friends in the garden and replies:
    It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous & respectful.
    There's the musician, he's 85 years old, he hasn't played the violin in 20
    years, and everyone still calls him 'Maestro!'
    There is the judge, he's 95 years old, hasn't been on the bench in 30 years
    and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor!'
    There's the dentist, he's 90 years old hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and
    everyone still calls him 'Doctor!'
    And then there is me, I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call
    me 'The Fuckin' Arab...!' :biggrin2:
     

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