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Buff-Buster

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Mozambique, South Africa, (Kwa-Zulu Natal, Free State & East Cape), Zimbabwe (Charisa & West Nicholson), U.S.(Texas, New Mexico, LA, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Wyoming & Montana), Canada (Alberta & Saskatchewan) & Argentina (Cordoba)
A Saskatchewan guy went out duck hunting in the Fall and a gust of wind
blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that
you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very
little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the steel shot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive pellet damage done
to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to
refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the Regina Symphony Orchestra. She's going to
teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.
 
ha h ah ah aha ha ha ,
 
Ouch!!! Do you think she could teach my wife a couple of tunes?
 
Good story Buff Buster, but great follow up K-Man!
 
I actually showed that one to my wife and got a laugh out of her. I was expecting to have to duck or bob and weave as I was leaving the room but not this time.
 

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