The Black Bra

[James.Grage]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

(you are going to love this..)

" What's for dinner, Zorro?"

 

[Nyati]

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Excellent!

 

[ScottG]

Humoris or sad. Maybe he needs a mistress or a girl friend.

 

[Pheroze]

Holy crap that's really funny! I read it to my wife and she laughed out loud...maybe too much laughter...

 

[spike.t]

he was probably exhausted after having a wild time with his mistress.....

 

[CAustin]

James where do you get this stuff? Funny!

 

[James.Grage]

James where do you get this stuff? Funny!

High School friends

 

[ArmyGrunt]

I was expecting them to have the same dude. This was much better!