Bob asked his ten year old son if he had heard about the bird's and the bee's.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, Bob asked his son what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
Then, when I was seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I turned eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' story.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for.." :sad:
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, Bob asked his son what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
Then, when I was seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I turned eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' story.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for.." :sad:
