Telling a joke in Afrikan

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  1. Rob404

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    I want to surprise my Host,,can some body help me tell a Joke in Afrikaan
     
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    Here you go, Rob, practice this one...

    The teacher asks the class to translate the following sentence into Afrikaans :

    ' Julius Malema is swimming in the Vaal River '

    So, as always, little Johnny puts his hand up and says

    ' Daar is 'n drol in die drinkwater ' :biggrin2:
     
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    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
     
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    We need a translation, Doc.
     
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    Courtesy of Google translate: There's a turd in the drinking water.
     
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    Thanks, good one :clapping::clapping:
     
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    am I correct in assuming that Mr Malema and our Prez share the same popularity in some circles

    I allready Know the joke I want to tell ,,I just need to have it spelled so I can try to pronouncing properly,,,Not to many people here in Minnesota I can go to unless I want to say it in Finlander
     
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    We have a joke here in the U.S. that could be adapted to RSA or any other country's politicians.
    "A motorcade stops on a dusty road and a well dressed individual steps out with his bodyguards and walks over to a water hole and scoops up with his hand a drink of water. The farmer, in a foreign dialect, yells to him "Don't drink that water, the cows shit in it". The drinker responds " I do not speak that language, this is America. Speak in English or go back in your house". To which the farmer yells back in English "Use two hands, you'll get more".
     
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    heard the joke told with the farmer Being Wisconsin German and the water drinker being a Minnesota tourist
     

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