Sunday Morning Sex

AkMike

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I will never hear church bells again without smiling.

Upon hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents house to visit and give comfort to her 95 year old Grandmother.
When she asked how gramdpa had died, her Grandmother replied that, "He had a heart attack while they were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified Katie told her Grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old making love is just asking for trouble! "Oh no my dear," replied Grandma,"many years ago,realizing our advanced age,we figured out the best time was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. In on the ding and out on the dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear and continued,"He'd still be alive if that fawking ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
 

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