Neale,
Interesting report..........however I feel as though your not telling the full story. You seem to have inadvertently left out the two Impala culls I completely missed on day 1. You could also mention that the second Springbok that I wounded was dispatched by Victors father, again from some considerable distance. So that would make two wounded Springboks shot for me by my PH (or relative). I have heard of a hunters PH's having to 'finish' off their dangerous game for them but Springbok........really. Little bastards!!! I did however appreciate the numerous times you asked me if I wanted a Springbok skin from one of the many shops we saw them in, and that you took the skin from my first failed Springbok because I wanted nothing to do with it. Such a sensitive mate. Arsewipe!!!
If you are going to take away my manhood on a public forum then do it properly!!!!
I think that I felt as though shooting at a non moving target was beneath me. A true hunter!! Anyone can shoot those animals that just sit there broadside (except me).
Some things I would like to point out.
- What you fail to give me credit for is that most of the advise you give was taken from my mistakes.
- I took most of the photographs that appear in your report (because you were in them).
- I even took the wildlife/countryside photographs you use because I took to 'nature walks', as carrying a firearm caused me too much anxiety.
- You got to do so much hunting, because I was scared too!
- You had someone there to say congratulations. Not once did I say, "You lucky, jammy bastard. Why do all your animals just stand there with birds chirping in the background, butterflies landing on their back, looking at you saying;
in this the angle you want me at Neale." (anyone else ever been on one of those hunts???)
- I convinced you that you needed to go to Africa when you told me that you would only do that when you were old and f@cked!! Luckily I was a good enough friend to let you know that you are old and f*cked!!
- When it came to congratulatory drinks at the end of the day, I was always there to drink them.
Now, what did you do for me other than let me see lots of different parts of the Karoo, see animals I wouldn't have seen and go on hunts for animals I could not afford........................nothing!! (There's always the aqueduct).
My memories from Africa.
I just wanted to touch a dead one!!! (believe me I didn't shoot it)
and, the bar
I am sure I have other memories...................
PS - Neale I just checked my car and there appears to be a problem with it. Not sure if it will be fixed by the time you want to borrow it in 10 days time. I trust this is not an inconvenience??