Revolver or Rolex?

[375 Ruger Fan]

Revolver or Rolex?

An old Mafia Don is dying, so he calls his grandson to his bedside.

"Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns, ... how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead, the grandson insisted."

The grandpa on hearing this gets a bit disgusted and says "You lissin to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambini. Am I right?"

"Yes grandpa, I guess so."

"Ok, so soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whada you gonna do then? Pointa to da watch and say, ... TIMES UP!"

 

[SWARA]

Yep!! That's what happen'd to me.. Except I took the GUN.

 

[spike.t]

Yep!! That's what happen'd to me.. Except I took the GUN.

did you shoot him then?.......

 

[SWARA]

Spike. The Sicilian in me had my finger on the trigger, but in the end, it was not worth the Bullet.. Gone Hunting...

 

[spike.t]

Spike. The Sicilian in me had my finger on the trigger, but in the end, it was not worth the Bullet.. Gone Hunting...

 

[CAustin]

That's a good one!

 

[cpr0312]

 

[MartyJ]

You shake the guys hand, have a drink with him, and start packing her stuff to leave.
If he doesn't want to take her with him, then you point the gun at him.

 

[Rob404]

 

[sestoppelman]

to both jokes!!

 

[edward]

way to go.

 

[peras]

 

[Nyati]