Polar Bears

[Mekaniks]

Today in the Anchorage news

http://www.adn.com/nation-world/201...e-russian-scientists-at-a-remote-arctic-post/

 

[Pheroze]

A weather station in the Russian Arctic?

"come in Moscow, this is Sergei, weather cold with a high probability of snow...Bears are still here...I am off back to bed...Sergei out"

 

[Pheroze]

Sorry, but this story just cracks me up.

"Come in Moscow, Sergei here...the resident scientists took a vote, we conclude that the Polar Bear is not endangered....feeling a bit like a smartie at a weight watchers meeting...."

"Hello Moscow, yes the danger has subsided...we have discovered that the bears like a pyrotechnic light show as they dine on dog...please send more supplies"

"Sergei here Moscow...I acknowledge the boat taking another month...please ask the crew to use both oars to move things along...Sergei out"

 

[CAustin]

The extra oar broke comrade ! Supplies will be two months!

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

That new dog, he'll never get housebroken.