No sea story here. At the dinner table my wife started going on about my various friends. She said that I was a weird magnet. Sure, I have a few eclectic friends, I admit that. Again, you attract weirdo's. So I bristled with mock indignation and said name one! After she named 12 I felt that I may have been beaten. Again, you are a weird magnet. My son spoke up and said" What does that say about you, Mom?" Complete silence. My son to the rescue, well lets go to the gun store and get something you like. Hah!