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  1. siml

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  2. CAustin

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  3. siml

    siml AH ENABLER AH Legend

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    @CAustin , Charlie we only take orders for 1000 rolls at a time. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     

  4. CAustin

    CAustin AH ENABLER BRONZE SUPPORTER AH Ambassador

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    I think I would like to be your US distributor !
     
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  5. siml

    siml AH ENABLER AH Legend

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    @CAustin , can you supply me with a quote...JHB to @Royal27 doorstep....... 60 000 rolls.....:V Spank:
     
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  6. Bullthrower338

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    If it is anything like him it would be to thin skinned to use!
     

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    I don't want that roll, looks like it already has been used and there's a POS sticking to it....oooohhhhh wait.
     

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    Simon you get the product to the states and I will happily deliver to his front door! Please ship via Port of Savannah Georgia and I will take it from there.
     
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    I didn't know you can get used toilet paper in a roll.
     

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    :E Rofl:
     

  11. Bullthrower338

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    Yeah, that POS hung on for 8 years!
     
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  12. Brent in Az

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    I was at my Doctors awhile back, and he gave me a few sheets off of his roll. He doesn't like Obama either.

    Fortunately, Obama is nothing but a bad memory.
     
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  13. Bullthrower338

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    I'm afraid that he will be described more as a hemoroid rather than a bad memory, he will continue to be a pain in our ass for years to come.
     
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    Now you had to go and ruin my bathroom visits, too.
     
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  15. siml

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    Kind of a waste of good paper, don't you think?
     
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    As long as he's not getting royalties from it...
     
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  18. Bullthrower338

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    My way of thinking, if you make a cover of a liberal magazine with crosshairs on your head, you are pissing off all the right people and getting things done, if you make it onto a roll of azz wipe, well........
     
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  20. siml

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    @Philip Glass , I hope it's all sold out, otherwise we will be using it in camp......
     
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