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  1. Ridge Runner

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    Young couple on their wedding night at her parents house.

    Daughter comes running down the stairs from the bedroom.....mama mama he wants us to sleep in the same bed!

    Mama: It's okay dear your married now.

    A few minutes later:

    Daughter comes racing down the stairs....mama mama he's taking off his shirt!

    Mama: It's okay dear your married now.

    A few minutes later

    Daughter comes racing down the stairs....mama mama he's taking off his pants!

    Mama: It's okay dear your married now.

    A few minutes later

    Daughter comes racing down the stairs....mama mama he's taken off his shirt, pants, under garments and socks......he has a foot and a half!

    Mama: daughter, I'll take care of this while you wait here.
     

  2. CAustin

    CAustin AH ENABLER BRONZE SUPPORTER AH Ambassador

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    Good one!
     
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  3. Nyati

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    Lol a great joke.
     

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