Message from an Injured Friend

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Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up
my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head,
hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.


She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything
from the waist down.'


I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'
 
ha ha ha ha :laughing: :clap:
 
Bluey, That one just came in from Sydney from a good mate down there. Funny how they travel a long ways just to return.
 
Bluey, That one just came in from Sydney from a good mate down there. Funny how they travel a long ways just to return.

is a boomerang mate:biggrin2:
 
:thumb::clap::clap:
 
deja vu all over again :) (Steven Wright, Comedian)
 
Now that's what they call a one-track mind!
 
That s the spirit !:clap::clap::clap:
 
Its good to hear he's still got some feelings! :rofl:
 

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