Massive gator in the backyard today

[farmer_john]

SHOOT HIM

Shit if i could get a florida gator tag id pay him to let me remove it

 

[Green Chile]

Dead or removed...no 3rd option in my yard. Too close for kids, dogs, etc. Nasty lizards.

Little 6 footer we removed on license when mom was visiting...

 

[cwpayton]

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Theres something about these things I just dont like, cant quite put my finger on it, justa wierd feeling

 

[coreydb]

Holy crap! A lot of leather boots, accessories and fried gator tail!

 

[Daggaboy375]

Alligators do not die of old age. They just get older.

That is weird enough.

DB

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

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@Field28
Be grateful it's not one of our Australian salt water crocs in your backyard. Those critters don't play nicely at all.
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

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@375 Ruger Fan
Shouldn't that be choot him Lizabeth.
He's a bit big for the pirogue.
Love to see Mr Landry and Lizabeth tangle with a 12 foot saltie in the northern territory. He would definitely need some new underwear after that and Lizabeths lil 22 would only piss it off even more.
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Surely one of our members here is a professional gator wrestler.

@Bandera
He don't want to wrestle it he wants to choot it.
Bob

 

[8 x 60]

Jeez and there's me getting stressed about squirrels and pigeons in my yard!
(At least I can shoot them)

 

[Sideshow]

Dead or removed...no 3rd option in my yard. Too close for kids, dogs, etc. Nasty lizards.

Little 6 footer we removed on license when mom was visiting...
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Love the gator shawl! You need some Perl’s to go with it @Green Chile like this fox shawl I know you have beads down there I seen them folks at mardi Gras

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[F. Vaccaro]

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Not my idea of a good roommate!

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Jeez and there's me getting stressed about squirrels and pigeons in my yard!
(At least I can shoot them)

@8x60
Just put a gator in your yard. No more squirrel or doves, saves on ammo.
Bob

 

[meigsbucks]

Just watching a cooking show today. They made gator ribs. Sounded delicious.

 

[8 x 60]

@8x60
Just put a gator in your yard. No more squirrel or doves, saves on ammo.
Bob

Slight problem with that. My dogs would go "missing" !

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Slight problem with that. My dogs would go "missing" !

@8x60
That's only a minor problem.
I thought dogs were faster and smarter than Gators so if'n the dawg gets ate it must have been a dumb dawg to start with.
Gives you a chance to upgrade to a smarter dog.
Bob

 

[V.Veritas]

“Shoot, shovel and shut up.”

 

[Sideshow]

Our you could do this

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/8078612/Aircraft-crashes-after-crocodile-on-board-escapes-and-sparks-panic.html

And you thought snakes on a plane was bad…….hold my beer

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

“Shoot, shovel and shut up.”

@V.Veritas
You forgot skin and eat as well.
Bob

 

[Sideshow]

Then you get this….https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15788023/Cop-lowered-helicopter-crocodile-infested-river-retrieve-dead-businessman-INSIDE-beast-eaten-him.html