Kenya: Chinese Tourist Arrested With 300 Zebra Penises In His Luggage

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  1. Hogpatrol

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    If you use that stuff, make sure you have the antidote on hand too, Viagra Falls.
     
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    May have been Wun Wishy Hung Lo!
     
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    Or his brother, Won Dong Hung Lo
     
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    This d*ck will probably go to a penal institution
     
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  5. Brent in Az

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    Maybe the Chinese are on to something?
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    Magic penis wine swizzle sticks?
     
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    You guys are on your game today. I propose they use the serum from a brown recluse spider to cause instant swelling. Might save rhinos
     

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    What a pair of ball's!
     

  9. Brent in Az

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    I've been stung by a Brown recluse. The venom eats the flesh away. Certainly not something you would want to happen below the belt line.
     
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    I also got bit right at knee. Could taste metal and actually feel poison spreading upward. Thank god I wasn’t too far from doctors cause they are very bad. But I guarentee swelling
     
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    Years ago in college I had a Chinese exchange student girl tell me (in Chinese accent): "We say in China you bery strong in China!" Lol.
     

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    WHAT A DICK........
     
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    Any chance he’ll get a stiff sentence?
     
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    This is a violation of the Kenyan Penal Code
     
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    Those buffalo tools make for great party straws.:eek:
     

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    Brent.....sorry to hear that. Maybe Chinese traditional medicine has something great for you. All the best. Strong like bull, oneday soon I hope. Anyone know how he planned to use them? Dry them and grind them up? Feed them to limp dick Chinamen? Doubtful. Like a wig extension? Once, in a thin walled dorm, I heard a passionate Chinese girl braying like a donkey. This article provides some explanation for that phenomenon. I don't know what he's doing with three hundred Johnsons, but dammit, they should arrest him. A man should only have one! .....FWB
     

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    I was so hoping his name was Wang Dong Wee
     
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