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  1. DOC-404

    DOC-404 AH Elite

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    I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses...

    They shaved with a solid steel stoneground razor from below the neckline, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all the butt hairs, then finished it all off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub.

    Honestly, the wife's never looked so good! :biggrin2:
     

  2. adgunner

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    Docman, good one, you married? Cause if you are you are a very brave man indeed!
     

  3. observe

    observe CONTRIBUTOR AH Elite

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    :beer:
     

  4. Nyati

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    :clap::clap::clap:
     

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    BRICKBURN SUPER MODERATOR CONTRIBUTOR GOLD BENEFACTOR AH Ambassador

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    I have his back. I banned her. :)
     

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    Too funny, sometimes I share the humor on here with my wife, I think I'll skip this one. It is funny :rofl:
     

  7. Bobpuckett

    Bobpuckett GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    :rofl::beer:
     

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    spoken like a true gentleman :first:
     

  9. Cliffy

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    Why don't you buy a bride a watch for a wedding present?




    All stoves have clocks and if she can't read it she's too far out of the kitchen!
     

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    oooouuuuccchh, that's gunna hurt when she sees that cliffy
     

  11. 35bore

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    wow...
     

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    I agree
     

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    Hilarious!!!!!!!!:clap:
     

  14. DOC-404

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    ..aah, so you like :stirring: up the Missus too, don't you, Cliffy..?
     

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