irish drunk

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  1. bluey

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    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in
    Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as
    she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man
    here will buy a lady a drink?'

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the
    end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
    and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!'

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
    to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
    same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
    said, 'Give the ballerina another drink!'

    The bartender approached the drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your
    business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
    calling her a ballerina?'

    The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
    be a ballerina!
     
  2. PeteG

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    ha ha ha magic bluey... magic
     
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    seems I have seen this lady before... if not it's a striking resemblance.
     
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    Cheers!
     
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    LOL, good one bluey!
     
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    Funny stuff bluey!!!
     
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    Joke of the day!
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Now Bluey when you get sober your going to have to explain where you spent that money!:ROFLMAO::LOL:
     

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