Love to tell and hear good "stories". I've found the best ones and the ones I tell, generally happen around the briaa after a dram or two of Scotch! I even don't mind when my friends tell them on me as surely I've done some less than bright things!!
Here's one on me. A few years ago, I got into the single shot rifles. I love the H&R's and have a pretty good collection now of them and several each in 45/70, 450Marlin, 308W , each with ejectors and extractors etc. The wonderful thing about having a wife who is "into it" is I get to, make that have to, buy a least two of everything!
Anyway....
So, a few years ago, we're in Namibia hunting with my friend Jan. We're on a neighboring farm called Orpheus hunting blue w/b and I've got one of my H&R in 450Marlin. 425gr wide flat nose hard cast with g/c and SUPPOSED to be loaded to about 2150fps.
We spot a good old bull and spend the next 45+min stalking and belly crawling to within 40m. I LOVE HUNTING and get the most enjoyment in the challenge of getting close. The bull has no idea we're there. We're both on our bellies as flat to the sandy ground as we can be trying to hide behind a small pile of pencil sized twigs. I ssssslllllllooooowwwwllllyyy cock the hammer, aim, squeeze the trigger and it's a friggin squib load!!!! We actually SEE the bullet hit the beasty in the shoulder and bounce off and the beasty looks a the ground at the bullet and walks off!!! Jan and I just lay there laughing till we nearly pissed ourselves.
Hi again M McDindi,
Yes, the squib vs the guldang wilderbeast story indeed is a good one.
Now and then all humans make errors.
Certainly, I’m as guilty as any and truth be told, probably more than most.
At least those of us who can laugh at our own errors are not as likely to get ulcers.
The Siamese Mauser in .45-70 seems like a very fine rifle for Africa thorn forest / jess/ riverine jungle conditions, etc.
About 15 years ago, I sold a .303 British Mauser sporter, built on a Siamese action.
It was too heavy.
The barrel was massive and I thought about having it turned down thinner but, I just sold it instead, as I needed money for another hunting trip.
I cruise GunsAmerica.com quite often.
Not many years ago, I was sorely tempted by a .45-70 Siamese Mauser there for sale.
It had been done up in the style of a Pre-War sporting Mauser, such as many of the British makers had produced in those classic old days of African tent camp Safaris and etc.
However, I already owned one each, .416 Rigby and .458 Lott caliber repeaters (both Gunsmith built for me on CZ 550 Magnum actions) plus, a double rifle in .458 Winchester caliber (Heym 88B).
So, as much as I wanted that .45-70 (for eland, waterbuck, zebra and such), I passed on it.
Your wife is a real keeper.
More than one of my hunting pals have married the wrong women, in that their women seem to think meat magically appears in grocery stores.
And, they forbid their husbands to display critters in the house.
This is husband abuse IMO.
Their wives do not like me much, because my house is festooned with mementos of many hunting and fishing trips, here and over seas.
Although my wife is no hunter, a life long Alaskan she is fully aware of where meat comes from.
I am so very blessed to be with her for 26 years already.
She has re-arranged my critter collection so that now they are more evenly distributed throughout our home, not just displayed in the basement / man cave.
Likewise, she has requested a giraffe skin, to place as an area rug in our living room (wall to wall giraffe carpet would be a more accurate description).
So far I have prevailed in not hunting a giraffe. Hopefully, she will eventually loose interest in this expensive idea.
Also, she does love to fish.
We have an over night salt water trip planned for this summer, in the event the government loosens its virus-panic strangle hold, on most businesses business here in our home state.
Scotch you say.
“Vitamin S” is good for us, (look at everything it’s done for me LOL).
While we’re on this vitamin topic, the light to moderate intake of “Vitamin W” (whiskey) in general, I think is good for us.
Furthermore, “Vitamin G” (gin) really does wonders toward curing the pip, the grip and the occasional slip.
I suppose that’s about all the news that’s fit to print around here.
Regards,
Velo Dog.