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bluey

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Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower. Tom realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't really hear him and shouted back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye, and then he pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
His wife was a bit puzzled and again said "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
His wife indicated that she understood and signaled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside and finally to her crotch.
Well, there was no way in hell Tom could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replied,








"Eye - Left Tit - Behind The Bush"
 

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LMAO :clap:
 

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..my kind of Missus..except, no bush..! :biggrin2:
 

bluey

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:clap::clap::clap:
 

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:laughing::laughing::laughing:
 

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:laughing: Hell I couldn't even figure that one out. Good one bluey.
 

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LOL, good start to a Friday night!
 

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