Canada: They got their own s#!t to deal with

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  1. PHOENIX PHIL

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    Classy! That had to be a premeditated turd assault! I’ve been pretty pissed off before but that has never crossed my mind as recourse
     
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  3. PHOENIX PHIL

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    Clearly Canada needs stricter fecal matter control!
     
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    The porta potty ban is not far away now.

    Shit gonna hit the fan up there for sure.
     
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    Kept my eye open at Timmy's this morning after seeing that video last night! Friggin' sick!
     

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    WOW!! :eek::eek:
     

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    Someone could have easily lost an eye! I’m sure several people lost their lunch!
     
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    Lol what has society come to. We think chimps and apes are stupid and we keep then in cages, then we turn out to be the ones throwing shit at each other.
     

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    Clearly has a shitty outlook on life.
     
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    Reminds me of my brief stint as a prison guard.
     

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    I'm not sure I've ever been so mad I could shit on demand.

    I'll bet she's single. A girl with that kind of shitty personally surely can't keep a man!
     
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    The lower mainland is turning into a third world shithole and has been for years. Was in Vancouver last week and couldn’t believe some of the stuff
     

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    I hope the shit hits the fan in Court.
     
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    It's on it's way.............

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    My son and I both are in the food service business. He shared this video with me last night and said ....”well dad when you think your day is shit.....think again.”
     
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    I not too far from the Tim’s locations where this happened hahah

    Thank god I stopped going there 15 years ago. Their coffee sucks anyways and I don’t run the risk of fecal matter thrown at me lol
     

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    Pure speculation on my part, but I'm guessing the perpetrator (or should I say poopetrator) is complaining that the decaf she ordered was actually a double espresso and all that caffeine just hit all at once.
     
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    I think you guys are being a bit hard on the poor woman. Ever since Tim's started par-baking their donuts in some little Ontario town and shipping them around the country, they've tasted like, well, what she threw.

    We call it karma. Or a taste of your own medicine.
     

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    Phil. Just now seeing this
    Giggling like a little girl and almost shit myself watching
     

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