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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that
my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of Toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a
few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I
asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he
says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man
 
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ha ha ha ha ha
 
LOL another brave lost soul!
 
Classic, thanks for the laugh!!;)
 
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Wahaha Wahaha I'm going to use it!!!
 
Wahaha Wahaha I'm going to use it!!!

well i hope you have your tracker with your spare rifle when you come out with that :gorgeous::thinking::dramaqueen::rant::letsparty::punch::shiner: you had better be ready :bolt: and then from a safe distance :praying::puppydogeyes::worship::kissy: please let me know how it goes :popcorn:
 
I told my wife this one. But don't worry, I can still type here on the forum with my one good eye and three fingers. The other eye should open up again in a few days and the finger bones in a month or so.
 

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