Charles de Ribeau
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A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40thwedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny, yet beautiful, fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being so loving to each other for all of these years, I am going to grant each of you one wish.” The wife answered first, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” The fairy waved her magic want and – poof – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and then said, “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. My wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.” The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So, the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof – the husband became 92 years old!
The moral of this story is: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
The husband thought for a moment and then said, “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. My wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.” The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So, the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof – the husband became 92 years old!
The moral of this story is: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
