John was in fishing in the national park where fishing and associated activities were prohibited. John caught a large mud crab (an absolutely delicious crustacean). He took the mud crab back to his car in a bucket. Mud crabs have a mighty powerful bite! Just as John put the crab in his car, a ranger jumped out from the bushes to say “Now I’ve got you! Fishing and crabbing are prohibited here. I’ll be issuing you with a $300 fine. John’s reply was “But he’s my pet!” Ranger – “Bullsh...”. John: He’s name is Benny and I take him for a swim every day. He swims and comes back. I’ll prove it.” So John and the ranger went down to the water and John released the crab. After 5 minutes, the ranger said “so when is Benny coming back?” John replied. “Who’s Benny?