Another reason to hunt South Africa and not Zimbabwe

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  1. Royal27

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    How can anyone be expected to hunt without access to KFC???

    I mean there are rough hunts and all, but you have to draw the line somewhere!!! :A Shades:


    1. Posted at 5:22 10 Oct5:22 10 Oct
      SHARED Zimbabwe's KFC 'has no money to buy chickens'
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      KFC does not have US dollars to buy chickensImage caption: KFC does not have US dollars to buy chickens
      Leading fast-food chains in Zimbabwe have shut their doors as the cash crunch in the country worsens - just two months after President Emmerson Mnangagwa won elections.

      KFC put up notices at its branches in the capital, Harare, and the second city, Bulawayo, saying they would remain closed "during these difficult times" until further notice.

      "This is due to the fact that we are unable to source stock from our suppliers as they require US dollars. We are doing everything possible to resume trade as soon as possible," the notice said.

      St Elmos pizza outlet said it had shut its branches for the same reason, adding that it would use the time to do some deep cleaning and repairs:

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    It's time for a take over bid.
     

  3. Brent in Az

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    There's always the Shish-Ki- Bob Rats, that they sell on the side of the road.

    Extra crispy, please!
     

  4. Royal27

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    I will start at $1t Zim dollars. Likely over paying, but I'm sentimental.... :D
     

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    Now i know you have kak business sense!!!
    overpaying for a country...
    :D
     
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  6. Hogpatrol

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    Sounds like a business opportunity for dove hunters. :whistle:
     
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  7. Charles de Ribeau

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    Many years ago, I worked for a company that had several offices in Ireland. One of the men that I worked with had been based there for a year or two when the offices were just getting started. He had many interesting stories about how backward things were. One was that a KFC restaurant had been closed by the government after it was discovered that they had been serving rabbit instead of chicken. Hmmm in RSA, perhaps they finally have a use for those guinea fowl. :)
     
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    I think I now know what I am bringing to Zim for tips!
     

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    Uh, you are taking a plane and not a bus, right? :LOL:
     
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  10. tarbe

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    I'll stick them chicken legs under my arms. Nobody will know!
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     

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    My outfitter/PH came over to the U.S. to drum up some sales. I gave him a pair of turkey legs with some big spurs on them and a nine inch beard. He put them in a checked bag to Joburg. The beard made it, but not the legs. Never did know what the deal was with them disappearing.
     

  13. tarbe

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    Evidently they just walked off!
     
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    I thought that maybe Zimbabwe would be better with the new president
    This situation is very unfortunate and I can only image the suffering there for those poor people
     

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    the blacks know about running a country, running it into the ground.
     
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