An Infinite Loop...

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An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. These loops never happen in real life, unless...

A company CEO tells his secretary:
"Next week we're going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements."


The secretary calls her husband:"Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."

The husband calls his lover:"My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..."

The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children:"Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."

One of the kids went to his grandfather and said:"Grandpa, next week I don't have school, you promised me that if I had time off we'd go to the mountains together."

The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her:"My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we're not going abroad."

The secretary calls her husband:"The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."

The husband calls his lover:"We can't spend the week together, my wife is staying."

The lover tells the kids:"My problem was solved, school is back on."

The kid goes to the grandfather:"Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."

The CEO calls his secretary:"My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad"

The secretary calls her husband....
 

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OH Doc That a good one.

:D :D:eek::eek:(y)(y)
 

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Bahahaha to funny! Sounds like some folks I know.:ROFLMAO:
 

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