Alabama milk cow

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    The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did
    some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state
    line in Alabama for $200.

    They brought the cow from Alabama and the cow was wonderful. It produced...
    lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

    They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows
    like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

    They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
    However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move
    away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from
    the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
    and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

    They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount
    our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves
    forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt
    from the side, she walks away to the other side."

    The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy
    this cow in Alabama?"

    The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they
    bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know
    we got the cow in Alabama?"

    The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from

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