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Get a consultant from america and it won't be long until it will be on all the Australian point of sales boxes.

It seems the good ole USA has pushed tipping on nearly every point of sale device with a credit or debit card. Self checkout etc. They now want tipped for being in business. Most start at 10% and increment up to 50%. The custom option might allow no tip or set your %.

The main thing is that he is standing on wood so is insulated from the ground. :)

Should have Myth busters test it. :) They tested a 22LR rifle by bending the barrel in increments with a conduit bender up to 90 degrees. And they get paid to do all that stuff.

A relative of Jimmy Duante ??? :)

This is where the optional tantrum comes in. :)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,119242,00.html Fox news.com (Around 2003) One More for the Road It's always a woman's prerogative to change her mind. A Stockton, Calif., woman stabbed her boyfriend, then started driving him to an emergency room, stopped and stabbed him again, reports the...

Grandpa schedules a field trip for training at the Big Sandy shoot.

Mine is just enough time I can't get back to sleep, or won't hear it when it goes off and oversleep.

The ransom of Red Chief. :)

Later, Grandpa will share his beer and Mail Pouch chew.

They told me this would make me safe during Moose season. :(

It was once said, "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!"

Later on takeoff, the pilot struggles to climb out and muses on the PA system, 'I wonder if we are over weight???'

Looks like he is developing a system of delivering varied levels of done in one steak. :)

Nice one! :)

The first hot water heater invented. Improvements came later. :)

At 25º below zero does it become crystal meth?

Emotional baggage usually shows on once the plane has taken off.

Same thing looking for glasses while still on the forehead.

The top down is how the aliens would have done it. Their UFO anti-gravity drive gives them better options then we have.

We now have permission to eat stuff we normally wouldn't buy like hostess cakes and marshmallows etc because they are cheaper than healthy stuff.

In elementary school we had an explicit list of school supplies to bring. Crayons were the 8 or 10 color box. Most arrived with a 28 or more boxs. When us rule minders complained we were told they were not allowed to use the other crayons. They did anyway and I never heard them being denied or...

Probably should add a parachute in case the door blows off during maintenance, by you or someone else. :)

movie "10 items or less" :)

A persons manhood can be at eisk for many reasons. 1 Samuel 18:24-26 24When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, 25Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’ ” Saul’s plan was to have...

Whenever I do those things my wife redoes them and I don't get a gun out of it anyway. Maybe that is my mistake. :(

Vladimir Putin might have a suggestion.

OMG my story with one of those. I selected some cargo shorts at a Fry's store. Paid and the lady left them on the hangers they usually keep. The alarm went off at the door where a security guy stood. I thought it was the metal hanger. He waved me on. A few days later I wore them to a Wal-Mart...

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Or auditioning as an extra for the movie "Holes". :)

Maybe Earth is their Australia.

For the pilot???

As a kid we got the boxes with 5 rolls attached for July 4th because fireworks were illegal in the city. We hammered them on the sidewalk until the idea arrived to flatten a single roll and hammer it for a better blast. Eventually someone went for the sledgehammer and went for the 5 roll at a...

But didn't want to call five people in to work hoping one of them would. :(

migrant landscaper crew vehicle. :)

And aliens drop by to check on us will determine we forgot how to do daylight savings change and shifted back to the medieval days.

McDonalds in Tucson has a Tee Rex. :)

She sent him for milk, she just didn't say what brand. :)

Would that stop people from approaching them? Or would they just think it wouldn't happen to them?

And when a man and woman marry he is given the position of switch operator :)

YES!!!!!!!!!!

In later years to see if you were missing. :)

1 Kings 18:44 NIV 44 The seventh time the servant reported, “A cloud as small as a man’s hand is rising from the sea.” So Elijah said, “Go and tell Ahab, ‘Hitch up your chariot and go down before the rain stops you.’” :)

That was a Euell Gibbins commercial circa 1975-1980

Many things we did as kids/young adults, some very stupid, but God doesn't let us all get what we risked happening or everybody would have an eye shot out or died in an accident of some form.

So take their support to the Hamas and Palestinians and see how they are received. Best write out a last will and testament first.

We were responsible for where the muzzle was pointed at all times no matter what. BB or pellet. Not allowed to be in any BB gun wars etc. That would have brought an a$$ beating. I thought other kids got the same firearms training we did. Turns out no kids I ever knew got firearms training.

A secret service guy at the white house is trained to shoot kneecaps with a 22 short. If someone breaches the grounds and they are having trouble capturing them his/her job is to shoot them in the kneecap. Who knew such jobs existed. :)