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Hey guys. I'm putting on a Meet & Greet at my home between the DSC and HSC shows on Saturday, January 18. Myself, of course, and Mashambanzou Safaris PH's Richard Kok and Martin Snyman will be here to answer any questions you might have about hunting Mozambique with Mashambanzou Safaris. We'll...

Hey guys. Just letting you know where you can find me. Come by to say hi! Reno SCI - Booth 375 DSC - Booth 526 HSC - Booth 507

Hey guys. Who's up for a informal night of drinks and stories at HSC? I'm thinking everyone can meet at the Lobby Bar at the Hilton America on Friday night at 6:30? With a good enough turnout, maybe we can grow this over the coming years. Who's game?

The last several years I've put together a list of booths that members and sponsors will be at DSC. Seems to help everyone get together easier. Last year it was like a AH get-together at my booth at Mashambanzou Safaris..lol. Anyway, I'll try to keep this updated as we get closer to the date...

A special thanks to Craig w/Bullseye for the fantastic mounting job and to Robert and Rosella w/SSI for the great job getting them home for me. These are from my latest trip to SA with Lategan Safaris. Thanks to Bennie, wife Carin and PH Jacques Jordaan. My Vallie The "Mountain"...

Well normal protocol for me is to do a thorough cleaning of my rifles prior to the beginning of our season here in Texas. Then a few shots to check zero and remove any residue. The weather was great yesterday so I had a friend come out to do a little shooting and I took the opportunity for my...

A President discloses that mines essentially owned by his government looted $15 billion and the newspapers don’t even make it front page news with screaming headlines is a sign of a country that has lost its soul. With the stolen $15 billion, Zimbabwe could have provided its economy a huge...

Harare (AFP) - An Italian father and son who lived in Zimbabwe were shot dead by a wildlife ranger while on an anti-poaching patrol in an apparent case of mistaken identity, a safari industry representative said Monday. The two were killed in the Mana Pools national park in northern Zimbabwe on...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the Hardware Store and bought a bucket, and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store...

Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, ?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into...

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten...

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES. THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE. “SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE...

Hey Guys, As the DSC show grows nearer, I thought I'd start a thread so everyone can share where they will be at the show so it will be easier to meet up. Myself and Richard Kok (PH) will be manning the Mashambanzou Safaris booth this year. We will be in booth 722. I will be there Fri, Sat and...

Obama and Putin were walking out in the countryside, enjoying the scenery and the mild fall weather while discussing politics. While on a quiet trail, they came across a sheep. The sheep ran and tried to get away, but its head became caught in some wire fencing. The poor critter was stuck...

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department...

Insults are from an era before the English language became boiled down to 4-letter words : WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your...

Guys, Most of you know of my involvement with the Houston Safari Club. I wanted to pass on this information to the great outfitters that help to make AfricaHunting.com the great site that it is. I know a lot of you come to the states for the convention season. the HSC show is conveniently, the...

Lategan Safaris Bennie & Carin Lategan Free State/ East Cape, RSA PG Hunt Rifle: Browning Gold Medallion 7mm Rem. Mag. Handloads: 160gr Nosler Accubonds 2995fps Trophies taken: Black Wildebeest – Red Letchwe – Steinbuck – Common Duiker – Mountain Reedbuck – Vaal Rhebok – Blesbok Travel...

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said " So why are you here ? The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the...

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department...

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my grandpaw's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'...

Sent to me from Grant Taylor of Mashambanzou Safaris in Mozambique. (He's holding my hippo skull and tusks fro 2012) At least there may be a "light at the end of the tunnel" HIPPO BAN Hi all, We are very pleased to announce that whilst there are no signs in sight of the lifting of the...

I was standing at the bar in the Airport in the International Terminal when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?" He says "No, why the f_ _k you ask me that...

Florida woman stops alligator attack with a small Beretta pistol. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jet-Fire...

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump. A passing bum stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex before you jump?" The woman said "Hell no! Get away from me, you sick bastard!" The bum turned to...

Older Woman:Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop:Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman:Oh, I see. Traffic Cop:Can I see your license please? Older Woman:Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop:Don't have one? Older Woman:No. I lost it 4 years...

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One US Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then...

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Guys, Below is an email sent to my good fiend of mine in Zim. (When it comes to elephant tracking, He is a legend in Zimbabwe!) He worked with Osprey to put together a short film that gets the truth out there about the elephant situation in Zim. He has asked me to help and get this out to...

When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"...

Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up...

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? The answer can be found by posing the following question: Senario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams...

The CIA had an opening for one assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, three finalists remained: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your...

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." "He turned to the 2nd mom, Ann, and said, "Your...

Texas Midget The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and...

A Saskatchewan guy went out duck hunting in the Fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is...

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure...

According to Pierre van der Walt: Last Wednesday, protege PH Mageka Ntuli (30) of Engonyameni Hunting Safaris in SA was out hunting Impala for camp supplies and was attacked without warning and killed by a mature male leopard. The reason for the attack remains a mystery as the leopard was...

The following bulletin was released by The Hunting Report owner/editor Barbara Crown on Monday. Even though it only affects those hunting in Europe, these kind of low life crooks need to be eliminated. Stay-Away Warning For Romanian Hunt Operator (posted October 06, 2014) It's rare for The...

Has anyone heard anything about new regulations in SA pertaining to minors entering the country with their parents or grandparents? This was posted by a well known booking agent here in the states: IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS TAKING MINOR CHILDREN TO SOUTH AFRICA South Africa, reportedly...

President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check. As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?" Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?" Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I...

Texas Humor One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. ("fixin" in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action) She stopped her car, rolled down the window and...

Kwalata is proud to introduce Jacoline Strauss as a new managing partner at Kwalata! Jacoline will be responsible for all cooking, cleaning, spa activities, manicures and a new and exciting class offering the "Basics of Makeup Application" Please join me in welcoming Jacoline to the team! Sorry...

Africa's creaking giant Kariba dam threatens to unleash biblical deluge RW Johnson, Cape Town Published: 30 March 2014 Sunday Times The Kariba dam provides much of southern Africa with power (Ariadne Van Zandbergen) FEARS of a humanitarian disaster are growing as engineers warn that...

It is with a sad heart that I post this thread. Mark "Ellos" Ellement passed away this past weekend from an extended illness. Ellos was the partner and best friend of Mark Butcher. Ellos was a consummate PH. He loved the bush, especially while following the worn track of a old tusker. Many a...

Well they are finally getting close to being done after taking 16 months to get from Mozambique to SA. Craig, with Bullseye Taxidermy in Vaalwater just sent me some photos this morning to get me "fired up" and excited about my mounts! The Croc in progress The Sable in progress The...

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."...

Most here on the site are familiar with the HiLux rigs used in Africa. Nobody quite takes that customized concept as far as Texans! As they say "The only difference between men and boys are the price of their toys"!!!! Enjoy!....and these are just the Quail Hunting Rigs. These Are The Insane...

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat...

Obamagolf (Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaGolf. My name is Karen. How can I help you? (Customer) Hello, I received an email from Golfsmith stating that my Pro V1 order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your web site, but it seems...