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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some...

Proof That The World Is Nuts In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally...

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and ... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

We all know the story of the Good Samaritan. What most people don't know is that after the Rabbi and the Levi had come and gone, and before the Good Samaritan appeared on the scene, two Psychologists passed the victim of the robbers. They looked at him, beat up, bleeding and semi-comatose, and...

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian of very high standing. This is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.  FEMALE...

Apparently, it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a...

A man was riding his Harley along a Victorian beach when suddenly the sky clouded above and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'   The biker stopped and said, 'Build a bridge to Tasmania so I can ride over anytime...

And that is how things are in our neck of the woods...:banghead: A public school teacher was arrested today at Tullamarine International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press...

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate Brian, "That'll be us in ten years. He said, "That's a mirror, you dickhead. "

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the...

Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer...

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and...

I am in the planning stages of a Safari, and one of the main aims will be cape buffalo. I have a CZ 55 Safari that I love and shoot confidently. It likes the Federal 300 grain Cape-Shok ammo with Barnes TSX bullets. I am not a reloader, so will be using factory ammo. Has anyone hunted cape buff...

An old Irish World War II Spitfire pilot and flying ACE, was speaking in a church and reminiscing about his war experiences. "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force I remember," he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and...

Fritz Rabe's thread on smoke and the discussion of animal senses has made me think about this question. Deer are proven to be able to see into the ultraviolet range, and can thus spot clothes washed with normal washing powder, because all of them contain fabric brighteners that make them shine...

Hope you get a laugh out of this....I did. Has anybody flown with these guys? WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOR Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants...

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments...

Absolutely Brilliant! The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some...

The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a politician asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him...

A wannabe lawyer, seated near a little girl in a plane, turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you talk with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"...

Hi, Is anyone going to the Shot Expo in Sydney this weekend? A busload from the Tamworth Pistol Club is going on Saturday, and I was wondering if any other Africa-Enthusiasts will be there?

Don't Mess with a Redback Spider!! An office receptionist got the shock of her life earlier this week when she found a 70cm long snake entangled in the web of a deadly spider. Tania Robertson, a receptionist at an electrical firm in Perth, came in to work on Tuesday and spotted the sight next...

Once again I am going to reveal how much I don't know yet about African hunting, but, as my old teacher used to say, the only stupid question is the one you don't ask. A lot of safari rifles, especially in large calibers, either come with barrel bands for the front swivel, or people write that...

Reading the "Problem Clients" threat gave me this idea, and rather than hijacking Michael's thread, I thought I'd start a new one: A lot of you have mentioned which clients get the most out of hunts, and the question is: what is it that each of us wants to get from a hunt in Africa? This is...

Unlike most on this forum, I have not done much reloading of hunting ammunition. Is it really necessary to have handmade ammo for a .375 H&H? I use .270 gr Federal softpoints on Australian game, and think they would do for any African PG, but what about DG? Are there factory rounds suitable for...

On a high country New Zealand farm, the farmer is checking his flock. Suddenly, with a lot of noise and a cloud of dust, a helicopter lands next to him. Out jumps a city slicker, suit, tie, laptop under his arm, runs up to the farmer and says: "I bet you that I can tell you within 60 seconds...

This is one for the experts: Is the 6.5x55mm Swedish Mauser adequate for Plains Game (excluding eland and giraffe)? I realize of course that shot placement is paramount, and that elephants can be killed with a .22 if you get it right, I am more interested in hearing from someone who has tried...

I just found this ad on an Australian used gun site; "1985 build Holland & Holland Sesquicentennial Royal model, double rifle in 458 Win Mag. Left hand cheek piece, straight stock, shoot from either shoulder perfectly. Excellent condition". The asking price is AUD 75000.- (USD 77550.-)...

Hi, There is something I have wondered about for quite a while: A lot of hunters in Africa seem to be carrying their rifle across the shoulder, held by the barrel. Now, I don't doubt that is quite impressive to look at, but what is wrong with a good rifle sling? Is there a special reason for...

I sort of drifted into the website, but I think it is time to just say hello. I have not hunted Africa yet, but it is definitely very high on my list of things to do, getting more so with every article I read. I have hunted in Germany (where I was born), New Zealand (where I lived for 6 1/2...