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An undercover cop called at my farm in rural Dorset yesterday evening... “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said. “By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied. The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority...

thank you was one of the highlights or the trip for me

well not really no the only payback i can think of was me emptying his wallet .[emoji23]

thank you

the good thing was we dried off within 10 mins [emoji23]

Or could be when you hit yourself in the face with a post banger!