I have to think of Einstein here: "Two things only are limitless: The universe and human stupidity - and I'm not so sure about the universe!"
I thinks you would also have missed the toilet sorely for the rest of the trip!!!:doh2:
Some very handy, lightweight survival items that I carry: 1) Survival matches in a film container (yes, those are getting harder to come by in...
Bluey, have you been reading Piers Anthony's "Magic of Xanth" series again? LOL
Hi, bluey, if you want to surprise them, try "Wii anah" (phonetic, no guarantee for spelling!). My builder learned it from Phillipino colleagues....
It's +42 deg Celsius here in Tamworth, NSW, and if the Canadian snow would fall here as rain, the collective shout of joy could be heard in...
:whistling:It's quite a feat to insult 3 minorities in one paragraph: American Indians, radical Muslims, and intelligent cowboys...:heh:
I've recently been in Strife - with my wife. Now I'm in Recovery...
:uptosome:Did you say it's partners - or was that it's lunch?!?:alligator:
Sometimes I pity North Americans with their deer tags. In New Zealand and Australia, deer are considered pests. If you want to shoot one (or 2 or...
:uptosome:Excellent! I did not see that coming! LOL!:beer:
WOW! Do you think we could import some jaguars to clear salt water crocodiles from northern Australia?
:bulb:Female, face down, arms up (you see boobs and belt), either pushed herself off (second pair of hands) or boyfriend is behind her. No sex...
9 o'clock, far left, on the border of field and forest, head on L, facing camera. European roe deer?
I would like to order a pair, please!
GI Jane, you have definitely a dark, twisted, kinky sense of humor - I like it!!!
:stirring:Stuff political correctness, it IS hilarious!:uptosome:
Perfect photo, Docman! One good neck shot, and you can mount them like that...
:alligator:So if your kid wakes you in Zimbabwe and says there is a monster under his bed, take a BIG stick!:beatingdeadhorse:
Nice twist!:doh2:
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