on a lighter note...

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Socrates, as many of you may now, is famous for teaching by asking questions of his students, thereby leading them to their own logical conclusion. He had many students, two of which were resting one day on a peaceful overlook discussing philosophy when they noticed a couple of squirrels chasing each other in the trees. They moved closer to observe and noticed that they can never actually see the squirrels. No mater how hard they tried to run around the tree they could never catch a glance of the squirrel Moving left around the tree resulted nothing. Right ,the same thing. Thereby resulting in a furious debate as to why they could never see the squirrel. One proposed that the squirrels eyes were positioned far enough to the side of the head that is enabled the squirrel to see them before they were spotted. Another argument was that the squirrel could smell them before they got around the tree. On and on it went. The only way to resolve this issue was to take this question to the master, Socrates. The two students approached Socrates and explained the whole situation, how can a squirrel avoid detection by a person when no matter how hard they tried they couldn't see the squirrel before the spotted them!
Socrates replied" Who gives a shit?"
 
A frog hopped into a bar one day and jumped onto the bar, takes off is hard hat, and orders a beer. The bartender is shocked. A talking frog! He pours a beer and brings it over and says, "Hey man, you can talk!". The frog says, "Look man, I work construction and we are building a strip mall next door, it's Friday and I just want to get a beer before heading home." The bartender can let it go. He says, "But you're a talking frog! I mean, you should be on TV or something! Like a talent show or something!" The frog said, "What would they want with a bricklayer?"

Your welcome
 
Pandemic Laughter...

꧁• If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It's just that I’m so desperate to go out!

꧁• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.

꧁• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver... ever!

꧁• Lock down seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season.

꧁• I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.

꧁• I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it! I don't know about 2021. Does it exist?

꧁• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.

꧁• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them — how are you doing?

꧁• My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up : “Stay Home "

2019: Avoid negative people
2020: Avoid positive people
2021: Avoid people because you don’t know if they are positive or negative
Can't wait for 2022
 
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