on a lighter note...

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Then there are these others:

GamaGlobin(?)(don't know if I spelled that correctly) aka GG, "peanut butter in a syringe"

Yellow Fever
Pollio
Measles
Rabies
Hepatitis
Parafonforte(?) (Don't know if I spelled that correctly either)
I've forgotten the name of the later banned pain killer. But when cut open, it was known as a "goof ball".
Agent Orange
Radiation

and a sh*t load of other vaccines required for various overseas, area specific, deployments, along with other pain pills, muscle relaxers, antibiotics, etc..

I do remember, vaguely, my arms hurt for a couple of days after my initial military medical screening and all those vaccinations.

Ah, yes. You walk down the line and get stabbed on both sides with God only knows what. Not just for induction, but for each deployment.

observe said:

....size.....??



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Depends if you are just trying to illuminate something or light it on fire.....

Hogpatrol said:

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I kept that cartoon in my desk for years.

You're truly older than Dust if you know why this was necessary?

From an anonymous UPS delivery driver...

5 types of customers since the “rona”:

1) Steve:

He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been reading gun and hunting forums since 0500 in his recliner and his personal protection weapon within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve thanks me and I compliment his ragged old American flag as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his reloading components.

Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad:

He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.

Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy:

She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.

She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen:

She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her.

Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary:

Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Garth Brooks, and Bob Dylan playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.
May God have mercy on us all.

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Saying this to your wife or girlfriend will not only get you "The Look", but also extend the 6 foot safe distance line to a new zip code, like the guest bedroom, basement, the couch with a flat pillow and short blanket, and you might have to do your own cooking for a while. Oh, all most forgot quite possibly a stern face slap and NO sex till Christmas....or New Years.

Seems about right for most international hunters lol...

mdwest said:

Seems about right for most international hunters lol...

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We international hunters, have already paid for the plane ticket and a major deposit as well. So as soon as quarantines are lifted, here we come.

Ridge Runner said:

"The Look", but also extend the 6 foot safe distance line to a new zip code, like the guest bedroom, basement, the couch with a flat pillow and short blanket,

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So we can put that in the Win & Win score board...Have poncho liner will travel