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Dude, where did you score that? :D
Gonna pay for that next rifle and safari in no time.
Hook me up!!!
 
WARNING!!! This is what happens when you actually keep your New Years Resolution and Give up Booze until you loose 20lbs...
Don't let this happen to you!!!
 
I’ll trade 4 boxes of slightly used Kleenex for the Purell. Only used once, but reloads well on the clean side.
 
Do I sense a moneymaking scam here?
 
What will you sell a roll of charmin for? Could you spare a square?
 
Oh don’t get me wrong, I thought it was funny as hell and was only trying to add to the joke by referencing a Seinfeld skit. . . I wonder if the democratic candidates would pay you for some orange hair dye, you know for Easter and stuff. . .
 
I'm selling organic toilet paper. You can have it in different flavors, oak, maple, ash, beech or cherry. For those of a certain political party, I have a special buy in effect, a three ply version. :sneaky:
 
So not joking this time-I went to the local store late last night for dog food (there was plenty) and a woman is sobbing her guts out to the manager that her 6 year old has explosive diarrhea and she has been “everywhere” and there is no toilet paper “anywhere.” She’s probably right! So I took her by the arm and led her to something I had just noticed-holiday napkins. She bought two big bags of them and for sure I did mention that you could stuff them with dead leaves and grass for added effectiveness!!! Even offered as how they are more effective if slightly damp. Suggested using warm wet wash rags which are still available and can be washed daily and no kidding the manager gave me a hug and said I was the best thing that had happened that day.
I believe there are more reported cases of Corvid 19 in the small state of Utah than there are rolls of toilet paper for sale! And for now that is still very funny to me
 
I remember when we were all going to die from ebola. Total ebola deaths in the U.S.: ZERO.
 
Hogpatrol said:
I'm selling organic toilet paper. You can have it in different flavors, oak, maple, ash, beech or cherry. For those of a certain political party, I have a special buy in effect, a three ply version. :sneaky:
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How about some poison ivy. That can't make them much more of a PITA.
 
I have been rubbing my self down with grain alcohol inside and out!!:sneaky:
 
My wife just found a big ol gallon jug of sanitizer here:whistle:. I could go into bidnez with that much!:rolleyes::eek:
 
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