Calibre for cougar hunting

norfolk shooter · Oct 22, 2019

I wasn't too sure where to post this but this seems as good a place as any.

Some of you may know that I shall be attending the DSC in January. Whilst there I shall be on the hunt for a nice Texan cougar (of the human kind). To this end and having never been to the USA on vacation anyway will the age old line of "If you don't mind me saying you truly are a beautiful lady" work?? Or should I take a different rifle with me???

norfolk shooter · Oct 22, 2019

@Vanguard2279 as my wing man feel free to jump in at any time :A Rock:

Excessexpress · Oct 22, 2019

Given the time where you are posting from I would respectfully suggest;

Stick to hand loads. It’ll be cheaper in the end.

JPbowhunter · Oct 22, 2019

If you have them bailed the size of the bullet doesn't matter too much, it's how you handle the rifle

Bullthrower338 · Oct 22, 2019

That line coupled with a pair of much to small PH shorts and an excessive amount of booze ought to work well! Lol

Ragman · Oct 22, 2019

Ask her “How much does a polar bear weigh”? Enough to break the ice!

LivingTheDream · Oct 22, 2019

Dude, you're English, just say...what's your name than love?

And done!

CAustin · Oct 22, 2019

May I buy you a beer works in Texas!

norfolk shooter · Oct 23, 2019

CAustin said:
May I buy you a beer works in Texas!

I can never say no to a beer my friend

norfolk shooter · Oct 23, 2019

Excessexpress said:
Given the time where you are posting from I would respectfully suggest;

Stick to hand loads. It’ll be cheaper in the end.

The situation in the UK is rather kak both politically and for trophy imports. If I play my cards right I might end up in the USA

Kawshik Rahman · Oct 23, 2019

What about this quote
" Forever might be a very long time , but l wish l could have spent it with you ? "

norfolk shooter · Oct 23, 2019

Kawshik Rahman said:
What about this quote
" Forever might be a very long time , but l wish l could have spent it with you ? "

Kawshikbhai I'll try that one. It's pure poetry

Kawshik Rahman · Oct 23, 2019

norfolk shooter said:
Kawshikbhai I'll try that one. It's pure poetry

Norfolk shooter
I proposed to the love of my life with that line in 1969 .She had said " yes ".

JimP · Oct 23, 2019

I have a friend who would walk up to one in a bar and almost sit in her lap. He would then say "hi, do you know me?" and when she would say no he would say "would you like to?"

He walked out with some nice ones.

chashardy · Nov 16, 2019

Word has it that if you are cougar hunting in Dallas, the Rattlesnake Bar in the Ritz Carlton Hotel is the place to go.

CJW · Nov 16, 2019

If you're into the plump ones try, "You know, for a big girl you don't sweat much".

Then remember to duck!

sgt_zim · Nov 16, 2019

CJW said:
If you're into the plump ones try, "You know, for a big girl you don't sweat much".

Then remember to duck!

Reminds me of a joke.

I was visiting England and was at a pub one night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

CJW · Nov 16, 2019

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