on a lighter note...

Lbarr265 said:

I’m 99% sure your comment was rhetorical but on the off chance it’s not the engineer side of me feels the need to explain.

The Greek letter Psi refers to the quantum state of a system expressed as a vector (single value describing two qualities). The equation is the schrodinger equation which can be used to describe wave function of a quantum or macroscopic system and is the bane of chemical engineering students everywhere.

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Of course.
We all knew that!

Kodak.....

Who said you never see a hearse with a trailer hitch ?

Sad day in society...

QUESTION: What do you do with your gun in a public bathroom?

ANSWER:
Options 1. Keep it holstered and drop you pants carefully. And pull pants up carefully when finish.

Option 2 a. Act like an idiot. Remove gun from holster and put on top of cistern. Finish your business, pull up you pants and leave. When you get home you realize a mistake was made.

You speed back to the said bathroom at the mall only to find it in the same condition you found it hours ago ....without a gun.

Option 2 b. Act like another idiot. Run to the toilet. You stomach tells you you have to beat the 10 second mark for a 100 m sprint. Kick the door open, flip the lid and turn in one movement, unbelt and pull down your pants and realise you have a holstered gun. Brain tells body to to make safe and proceed as normal. Stomach tells brain to act faster. Anus tells body to speed up or you,ll have a problem. Stomach start to push and anus opens up. "Battle stations" shout brain.

Somewhere wires get crossed. Anus took over brain function. Anus tell hands to drop safety and squeeze trigger. Eyes sees a flash. Ears hear a massive bang and cut off all bodily functions. Anus open up and drops the bomb in you pants that is still halfway on your knees. Your knees get weak and your body collapse on the pot. Another bomb drops involuntary and hit the water.

"Restart, restart", shout the brain. Brain is trying to put all scrambled info in a logical order. First info brain gets is stomach is turning and burning. Brain shouts "All hands on deck". Hands grab toilet seat. Eyes close automaticly. Stomach push till that turning exploding feeling in you stomach dissapears. Brain recognise people screaming and can hear them running in all directions. And categorized as Not important issues now

Eyes open up and look at the closed door. Brain recognise a small hole in the middle of the toilet door the exact same size of your calibre of your gun.

The door opens slowly and you stare down the mall security guy pointing his gun at you