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cem rona ergin

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Just picked up my Rigby and this is my wife’s face after I placed the hat on her head and the rifle in car. We are getting back home after a weekend trip have to drive 400 km with her. Any advice?
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"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here".
 
Keep the Ammo under lock and key. Under no circumstances do you leave the car keys where she can secure them. Do not sleep. I repeat, DO NOT SLEEP!
 
Not sure if it is the hat or the fact you posted a picture of her in the hat.... Maybe we should form a club called "dumb things husbands/boyfriends do..."
My wife thinks spending money is a contest.
Congrats on the new rifle and still having a pulse to use it.
 
Not sure if it is the hat or the fact you posted a picture of her in the hat.... Maybe we should form a club called "dumb things husbands/boyfriends do..."
My wife thinks spending money is a contest.
Congrats on the new rifle and still having a pulse to use it.

Thank you! And I don’t know about you my friend but sadly I loose the contest you have mentioned each and every time for the last 34 years:-(
 
Advice!

You are asking for advice?

Ok.... here's advice. Pay attention.

Put on nothing but your crotchless jungle boy loin cloth and your old Soviet fur hat with the red and black hammer and sickle medal on it and start doing the zotski in front of her then chase her around the house grunting and making Tarzan calls.

Once she's in the bedroom do the horizontal mombo until she is a quivering pile of sweat covered flesh that not only can't walk, but now speaks in tongues.

As she screams out that you are a Siberian madman, Soviet sex machine and wild monkey boy really pour it on and speed it up until she passes out.

You will forever from that time on see nothing but a smile on her face.

:A Banana: Get to work !
 
Congratulations on maintaining your health for 34 years.

Very nice rifle.

If she does not really like the hat, Ill take it. :D
 

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